This was a really hard challenge. I mean who in their right mind wants to see trash? How can I make trash - my trash - interesting and artistic?
I drink Earl Grey Tea like I own stock in the company, like I have my own East India Shipping line, like I am British. There is nothing that a good cup of tea can't fix. Except maybe appendicitis, but I'm not sure as my appendix hasn't wanted to leave yet. A long time ago, I used to drink regular Lipton with milk and sugar, but once I discovered Earl Gray, I was hooked. I take it with sugar and that's it. By the end of the day (especially now that I am home all the time) there is a little pile of tea bag wrappers sitting on the counter. Not that I'm too lazy to throw them out, but it is the only way for me to keep track of how much tea I am actually drinking! I have to ration, you know, since a box is wicked expensive. Let me tell you, if the colonists had Earl Grey, that little Tea Party of theirs would never have happened. They would have been all, "What? Throw my Earl Grey into Boston Harbor? Are you mad? Do you know how delicious this shit is? Let's just stay colonists. No biggie!"