When I was in high school the seniors got to put a Senior Will under their portraits in the yearbook. My friends and I were big Star Wars geeks. Well, I was a geek regardless of Star Wars. In my will I left a geeky "Use the Force" to one of my buddies. The yearbook people, clearly unable to read my very poor penmanship, translated my chicken scratch to "Use the Forks."
And I am pleased to announce, that I do. Use the Forks. Everyday. The Forks is strong in my family. My father uses it, my mother too. In fact, I used it just this morning when I had pancakes.